Sink and toilet

A man asked me to inform the management that the sink on the disabled toilet on the first floor was too close to the sink.

Sadly, he lost his legs in the army and although he told me about the battles he had been in and the people he had killed he lost his legs when a drunk German crashed in his motorbike at two in the morning.

I told him I would get the sink moved. He did a little mime of how he had to poo with the sink in the current position and a mime of how he liked to do it.

Fascinating.